Brooke really likes Christmas guys
We walked onto the Christmas tree lot and Brooke immediately started crying
Dobis P.R. song from Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
i will walk down the aisle to this
MERRY CHRISTMAS FRIENDS
Because it’s Christmas, and because of all your generous donations so far, I am giving away my latest EP The Engagement away for FREE for the entire month of December! “WHAT THAT’S CRAZY” No it’s not, concerned citizen, it’s just the Holiday Spirit now get on board.
HO HO HO
I like to comment on my friends’ statuses as if I’m their elderly Christian grandma
There’s a new law in California that goes into effect in January that allows trans students to use the correct bathroom for the gender they identify as and that’s such an awesome thing for trans students, I’m super proud of my home state rn
EDIT: I forgot it also lets them play sports for their correct gender identity! That’s a HUGE deal. I’m just so so happy.
- my girlfriend after shaving her legs at the end of no-shave November: I FEEL LIKE A DOLPHIN
The Riddle of Strider
what rock group has four men that don’t sing